An awesome oldster

I was giving Josie her lunchtime walk when I came across a tiny, ancient Asian lady watering flowers in her front yard.

Of course, this alone was nothing notable in our neighborhood. I often get nearly bowled over by detemined old ladies under five feet tall who are jostling for position at the market to get the freshest squid or edamame.

However, she was shading her face from the sun by wearing a giant sombrero sporting colorful embroidery and even a few sequins. It was just like the ones the waitstaff clap on your head when it's your birthday at Chevy's Tex-Mex restaurant. I did a double take, chuckling to myself, when I realized that she was also wearing a faded black Queensryche t-shirt, from the "Empire" era.

Now that just simply rules.